Microsoft licensed conman

Microsoft Windows Vista
Jan Baelemans

Microsoft licensed conman

16 januari 2013 10:00 a.m., Ring ring.

"met Jan." "Hello, we're calling you from the Microsoft Service Centre." "Oh hello." "We received message from Microsoft that there are virusses and malicieus software on your pc." "Yes, that's possible. It was getting slower and slower lately." "If it is oké I'll put you thru to our technician." "Oké."

"Hello this is Jack. I'm going to help you to check your computer. Turn it on please." "Oké, but this may take some time, be patient please." "No problem sir."

30 seconden de telefoon wegleggen, checken of ze er nog zijn en vervolgens weer 30 seconden de telefoon wegleggen. Zo al 2 minuten aan het lijntje gehouden...

"It has started." "Oké, please concentrate on your keyboard. Downleft you'll find the ctrl-key." "Yes, I do." "The key to the right of this. Does it have flags?" "No sorry, it has the letters FN in blue on it." "Don't you have a key with flags on it. A windows-key?" "I have 2 of them, A blue one and a green one. Which shall I use?"

Now there is some panic going on. A keyboard with 2 windows-keys? Yes mine does. After a while everything goes well and I am directed to the page of Teamviewer. However the ai from ingland is somewhat different then the e from eduard. So how is it possible I don't see the site but a warning the server is not found? Yes mistyped the e in teamviewer, sorry.

"That's oke sir. Do you see the green buttom marked download. It is for free!" "Yes I see it. I like things for free. I hate to pay."

"Could you open the download?" "Yes, but nothing happens." The whole procedure is verified, repaeted, verified, repeated...

Suddenly I see the light. "Could this be because I have an Apple and the program is for Windows?"

"Sorry sir, then I can't help you." "What a crap, are you sure you do not have an Apple-college?"

Helaas mijn record van 12 januari niet verbeterd. Nu 13 minuten, toen 24. Jammer.

11:00 uur. Ring ring.

"met Jan." "Hello, we're calling you from the Microsoft Service Centre." "Oh hello." "We received message from Microsoft that there are virusses and malicieus software on your pc." "Yes, that's possible. It was getting slower and slower lately." "If it is oké I'll put you thru to our technician." "Oké."

Hoe moeilijk kan het zijn. 9 cijfers intoetsen.

"Could you type 219 097 806?" "Yes I typed 612 846 714." "No sir, 219 097 806." "Sorry 216 846 907?" " No sir 219 097 806." "Sorry I'll try again 219 097 806." "That is correct and what do you see?" "Nothing happning. I'm sorry." Dan maar opnieuw downloaden, installeren, code intikken, downloaden, installeren, code intikken.

"I'm so sorry, but nothing happens." Slight panic in the background and the connection was lost.

Yes. 29 minuten. Een nieuw record internetcrimineeltje pesten.